You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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