Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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