She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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