I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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