At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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