At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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