Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
