What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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