love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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