People in love make me want to vomit
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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