Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you told grandpa to call you daddy
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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