you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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