Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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