Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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