Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
