Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize
