I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
At least life still wants to fuck me.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
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