why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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