um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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