Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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