There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Woke up backwards on a recliner
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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