DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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