hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
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