Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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