i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
