I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I think pants incapable of making pants work
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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