you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
i think i just lost a toe
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
The ass gains better be worth it
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