They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize