If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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