It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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