Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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