i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
This is my gift to your gina
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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