There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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