This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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