I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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