My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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