That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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