fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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