Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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