The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
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