You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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