it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i already hear my dad disowning me
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
