Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Randomize
