it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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