i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
