he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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