i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Still dying that you shit outside
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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