well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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