youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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