just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
3pm strippers are depressing
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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