bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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