you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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