New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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